Introducing some of the dirtiest pick-up lines you’ll ever encounter! These lines should not be used lightly, and may only be used when both parties are comfortable with a certain level of sexual innuendo. That being said, if used in the right context and with the right amount of charm, these lines can seriously heat up a conversation.
1. Is your dad a thief? ‘Cause it looks like he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
2. You must be a campfire, ’cause you are hot and I want s’more
3. Are you a prostitute? ‘Cause you just gave me a raise
4. Is your name Google? ‘Cause you have everything I’m searching for
5. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
6. Is your name Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m feelin’ a connection
7. Do you work at Starbucks? ‘Cause tied-f to buy you a coffee
8. Is your dad a chemist? ‘Cause you must be the precipitate of my dreams
9. Is your body made of Red Bull? ‘Cause you give me wings
10. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle
11. Is your name Gillette? ‘Cause you’re the best a man can get
12. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams
13. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you
14. I must be in a museum, ’cause you truly are a work of art
15. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see
16. Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful
17. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you
18. Are you a slang term for money? ‘Cause you just took my breath away
19. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
20. Are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?