Best Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you need a good laugh? Look no further than this list of 20 creative, funny pick up lines. From puns to sweet rhymes to silly jokes, let this collection of the best funny pick up lines make you and others laugh out loud.

1. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

2. “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.”

3. “Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”

4. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.”

5. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

6. “Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

7. “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”

8. “I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!”

9. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

10. “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”

11. “Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to all my questions.”

12. “You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

13. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”

14. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

15. “If I had a dime for every smart thing you said, I’d be broke.”

16. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.”

17. “You must be a tree, because you look like a piece of wood!”

18. “Baby, you’re so sweet, you’re giving me cavities!”

19. “Yeah, we’re a match! My demons like your angels, and your demons like my angels.”

20. “Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.”