Best Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pick-up lines are a great way to break the ice and get the conversation started with someone you are attracted to. Whether you’re at a bar, a party, or just out and about, these creative and sometimes inappropriate lines will get the attention of the person you are looking to connect with. Here are 20 creative dirty pick-up lines that are sure to get a laugh and get the conversation rolling:

1. Was your dad a thief? Because it looks like he stole all the stars to put in your eyes.
2. Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
3. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
4. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
5. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
6. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
7. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see.
8. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
9. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
10. Are you a taxidermist? Because you make my heart stuffed.
11. Hey, is your name Google? ‘Cause you have everything I’m searching for.
12. Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
13. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you.
14. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be the fuсking novel.
15. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
16. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
17. Hey, do you have an extra heart? ‘Cause mine was just stolen.
18. Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I just keep get lost in your eyes.
19. You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room.
20. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.