Best Dad Pick Up Lines

Let’s face it: sometimes it’s hard to think of the perfect thing to say when you’re trying to pick someone up. But for dads, it can be even more difficult, as they usually don’t have the same suave slick pick-up lines as the younger generation. That’s why I’ve decided to come up with a list of 20 creative Best Dad Pick Up Lines. Give them a try, and you just might land yourself a date!

1. “How about I don’t say anything and you just say ‘yes’, already?”
2. “I don’t need to be a superhero to save your heart, because it looks like it’s already been snagged.”
3. “Seeing you makes me want to use a parking meter – because the meter’s running out of time and I know I don’t want to let you go.”
4. “I’m pretty sure that I’m the best dad around. Care to test me?”
5. “Hey, what do they call baseball scorecards around here? Because you just made me run around the bases!”
6. “Do you like babies? Because you’re making my heart swell like a balloon!”
7. “What’s the best dad pick-up line that you’ve ever heard? I’m trying to impress you!”
8. “Did your dad have any tips for courting a woman? Because I’d love to learn them from the best.”
9. “Would you like to share that plate of wings? ‘Cause I love you so much, I want to make sure your stomach is full, too!”
10. “Is that a fishing pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
11. “Do you need a date to the Father’s Day dance? Because I’d be honored to go with you!”
12. “Are you a carpenter? Because you wooden like to know how I feel about you!”
13. “Are your dad’s teaching about picking up women sinking in yet? Because I’d like to see what you’ve learned!”
14. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”
15. “I’ve been out of the dating game for a while, but do you mind if I take a shot?”
16. “Your apples don’t fall far from the tree, because you’ve got the same stunning looks as your dad!”
17. “If you connect the dots, you’ll see that your dad missed out on a good thing.”
18. “I’m sorry if this is a little forward, but do you happen to come here often?”
19. “I know this may sound a bit corny, but I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re pretty swell.”
20. “My dad always taught me to be confident, so how about you and me grab a cup of coffee and find out if I’m as smooth as he says?”