Hey, looking for someone who can make you laugh? If that’s you, then take a look at these Dad Joke Pick Up Lines. They may not be the most original, but your smile will say it all!
1. Did you have a good nap today? ‘Cause you must be exhausted from running through my dreams all night!
2. Is your dad a thief? ‘Cause it looks like he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
3. Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause you seem Wright for me!
4. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
5. Are your parents bakers? ‘Cause you’re a cutie pie!
6. When God made you, he was showing off.
7. Is your dad an alien? ‘Cause there’s nothing else like you in this world!
8. Was your father an Apple engineer? Because you really do have sweet features.
9. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
10. Are you an botanist? ‘Cause you’ve been growing on me all day.
11. Feeling thirsty? My love for you is like a bowl of punch—it’s bottomless!
12. Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you are so hot!
13. Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
14. Are you Google? ‘Cause you have everything I’m searching for.
15. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
16. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one!
17. Do you like tacos? ‘Cause I want to flip your beans.
18. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
19. Is your dad a mechanic? ‘Cause you just make my heart race.
20. Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants!