Would You Rather Questions

“Would you rather” is a game that tickles your imagination. The questions can transport your mind to scenarios that can put you in the mood for fun. Some questions are thought provoking and test your stand in life; some are intriguing while others are just fun to ask.

The list of would you rather questions is a seemingly endless one. The more participants playing the game, the more out-of-this-world the questions would be. If you are feeling more competitive, you can play against a team, debate the answers, and have a scoring system in place. As the host, be cautious about the type of questions you ask your guests. Choose from our list of questions for the party you have in mind.

 

Nasty would you rather questions

How nasty and insensitive can you get just to play this game? Alright, let’s start with questions you wouldn’t want to ask someone who has hyperosmia (a low threshold for odors):

  • Would you rather French Kiss someone who has bad breath or lie in the arms of someone with body odor?
  • Would you rather eat in a room full of garbage or cadavers?
  • Would you rather unclog a toilet overflowing with human feces or animal feces?
  • Would you rather smell bad fish or a woman’s underwear worn for seven days?
  • Would you rather be sprayed by a skunk or have your house smelling like a wet dog?
  • Would you rather cross a mile of stagnant water or septic tank overflow?
  • Would you rather smell your crush’s fart or smelly socks?

If you’re thinking of a nasty surprise for April Fool’s, take your cue from your friend’s answer to these would you rather questions:

  • Would you rather eat fried chicken with its feathers or drink juice with an insect floating in it?
  • Would you rather eat toothpaste-filled Oreo or never have to eat Oreo again in your life?
  • Would you rather eat a mayo-filled cupcake or frosting-filled burger?
  • Would you rather forget to zip your pants or get a wedgie?
  • Would you rather shampoo with syrup or style your hair with glue?
  • Would you rather find out you didn’t really win the lottery, or that you didn’t really get promoted?

Now let’s make the nasty situations even more difficult to answer:

  • Would you rather hitchhike with a serial killer or find out your boyfriend/girlfriend is one?
  • Would you rather live in a nice house where somebody was murdered or be homeless all your life?
  • Would you rather have your car windows broken or your fave gadget’s screen broken?
  • Would you rather rush to school/work and find out it is a holiday or think it’s a holiday and find out you missed an exam or important presentation?
  • Would you rather work overtime and find out your employer won’t pay for overtime or work a month and find out it’s a volunteer job?
  • Would you rather fire your best friend or a pregnant colleague?
  • Would you rather have your best friend move away or your boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • Would you rather find out your dad is gay or your mom is a stripper?
  • Would you rather have nasty parents or nasty children?
  • Would you rather let your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend date a complete stranger or your arch enemy?

Now let’s think about nasty dares you may want your friends to do some time in the future and sneak them in the form of would you rather questions:

  • Would you rather clean up after a sick cat or eat wet cat food?
  • Would you rather change an elderly person’s diaper once or a baby’s diaper for a year?
  • Would you rather show up at prom wearing a swimsuit or show up at a pool party wearing a gown?
  • Would you rather get bubble gum stuck in your hair or chew the bubble gum under your seat?

 

Weird would you rather questions

Weird is great when you don’t go overboard. If you’d rather be weird than plain and boring, this game would certainly be fun for you:

  • Would you rather apologize to a non-living thing like a table you bumped into or visualize eyes on the object and “see” it cry?
  • Would you rather flush the public toilet with your hands or with your foot?
  • Would you rather smile at the dogs or smile at their owner/s?
  • Would you rather check behind the shower curtain or under the bed?
  • Would you rather paint with your knees or with your elbows?
  • Would you rather walk backward or drive in reverse?
  • Would you rather drive using your right hand on the right lane or using your left hand on the left lane?
  • Would you rather have talking feet or talking back?
  • Would you rather fit inside the fridge or in the washing machine?
  • Would you rather see a hand come out of the computer screen and grab you or have two hands inside the toilet and suck you in?

Do you think someone else’s fashion statement is odd? You might be even more surprised when you find out their answers to these questions:

  • Would you rather wear a bikini in the snow or in the desert?
  • Would you rather wear socks with open toes or a bra with no pads?
  • Would you rather wear a see-through top or see-through bottoms?
  • Would you rather wear something made of plastic or tape?
  • Would you rather be seen in public naked or wearing the worst outfit on earth?
  • Would you rather wear a shirt with your photo on it or jeans with your enemy’s photo on the patches?

We all want houses, cars, and money, but what about the weird commodities in life?

  • Would you rather live in a house on the highest mountain or the deepest sea?
  • Would you rather live in the middle of the ocean or in the middle of the desert?
  • Would you rather ride a grocery cart or a baby’s stroller?
  • Would you rather give me money or get robbed when you walk out the door?
  • Would you rather live in a shipping container or in a dumpster?
  • Would you rather live in a haunted house and not see the ghosts or live in a normal house and see ghosts all the time?
  • Would you rather sleep in a coffin or in the bathtub?

Now this list won’t be complete without questions about the extraterrestrial. Now is a good time to find out if you’re living with an alien too:

  • Would you rather be taken by aliens or be an alien?
  • Would you rather see pigs fly or a UFO in the sky?
  • Would you rather count all the aliens in space or all the people on the planet?
  • Would you rather be blue or green?
  • Would you rather drive a UFO or translate an alien language?
  • Would you rather transform into a different human being or into an animal?
  • Would you rather visit outer space in a spaceship or teleport to get there?

 

Would you rather questions for adults

These questions are not for those below 18 years old. Let’s start with questions about planning your wedding:

  • Would you rather get proposed to in public or in private?
  • Would you rather have a cheap ring but an expensive wedding or a costly ring but a low-cost wedding?
  • Would you rather your SO never showed up at your wedding or showed up to call the wedding off in public?
  • Would you rather have your mother or your MIL make all the plans for your wedding day?
  • Would you rather have all your exes show up at your wedding or all your SO’s exes be there?
  • Would you rather have someone photobomb all your pictures at your wedding or have your photographer cancel at the last minute?
  • Would you rather your SO helped you plan the wedding or plan it all by yourself?

After the wedding comes marriage. If you want to get to know more about your friends, your date, or your SO, here are some questions you can ask them:

  • Would you rather marry for love or for money?
  • Would you rather your spouse is great in bed or a great cook?
  • Would you rather get married to your true love and never have sex again or have sex with anyone you want but never get the chance to marry your true love?
  • Would you rather choose who you will marry or have your parents choose for you?
  • Would you rather marry your current beau or breakup today?
  • Would you rather marry someone very different or very similar to you?
  • Would you rather be single and lonely or married and bored?
  • Would you rather be ugly and married to someone good-looking or be beautiful and married to someone ugly?
  • Would you rather marry a very vain person or someone who doesn’t care about how they look?
  • Would you rather marry a celebrity or a politician?
  • Would you rather a sexist or a racist?
  • Would you rather get married and never have kids or never get married but have kids?

How noble are the people in the room? Here are some questions to ask to find out whether you have heroes or villains in the room with you:

  • Would you rather find out your soulmate is the child of someone you once saved or someone you could have saved but didn’t?
  • Would you rather sacrifice your life for 100 children or live to a hundred conscious-stricken?
  • Would you rather have superpowers that are life threatening to everyone but you or powers that can take your life and save everyone else?
  • Would you rather live one life up to 1,000 years or ten lives up to 100 years each?
  • Would you rather donate your organ to a stranger and decrease your lifespan or watch a relative die because no one would donate the organ they needed to live?
  • Would you rather save your mean boss from a fatal situation or let them die?
  • Would you rather receive a blood transfusion from your enemy or die just so you won’t have their blood in your veins?

 

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Disgusting would you rather questions

You need a strong stomach to play this game. Be sure not to serve food and drinks too close to the game session or you risk getting vomit all over your brand new carpet. Now let’s find out how neat-freak and hygienic or how much of a slob your friends are with these questions:

  • Would you rather smell your poop or someone else’s fart?
  • Would you rather squeeze someone else’s zits or remove their dandruff with your fingernails?
  • Would you rather chew your fingernails or your toenails?
  • Would you rather relieve yourself in the public toilet or crap yourself in the car?
  • Would you rather brush with poop toothpaste or gargle with urine?
  • Would you rather bathe yourself using water someone else used to take a bath or not bathe for a month?
  • Would you rather use a stranger’s towel or sleep on a stranger’s bed?
  • Would you rather wear someone else’s used underwear or brush with someone’s used toothbrush?
  • Would you rather wear someone else’s clean underwear or wear your used underwear?
  • Would you rather bathe every day but wear the same clothes or never bathe but always wear clean clothes?
  • Would you rather bathe for an hour or use perfume as a cover-up?
  • Would you rather wear adult diapers on a long-distance trip or use public toilets?

Now, how about a food fear factor edition to this list of would you rather questions? How daring is your palate?

  • Would you rather eat live snails or live worms?
  • Would you rather drink spoiled milk or eat rotten food?
  • Would you rather eat deep-fried spiders or deep-fried roaches?
  • Would you rather drink a bottle of snake wine once or never drink a bottle of wine/beer again?
  • Would you rather eat smoked meat with maggots or never eat meat your whole life?
  • Would you rather eat freshly cooked bat soap or a can of expired soup?
  • Would you rather eat food made with pig brains or pig blood?
  • Would you rather eat with dirty hands or eat with clean feet? (no utensils allowed)
  • Would you rather eat food someone else spits (still whole) or eat food you get out of your teeth?
  • Would you rather drink your urine or die of dehydration?
  • Would you rather find a hair in your food or an insect in your food?
  • Would you rather eat food that fell on the floor or eat food that is past its due date?

After you take in some really weird food choices, think twice before choosing how and where you drop the bomb:

  • Would you rather find out your friend clogged your toilet and need a plunger or find out he unclogged the toilet by pushing the poo through with his hands?
  • Would you rather poop in your pants or pee in your pants?
  • Would you rather pee together with your partner in the same toilet or poop where your partner pooped without flushing?
  • Would you rather pee on the floor or poop in a clogged toilet?
  • Would you rather poop in a crowded public toilet or crap yourself in the cab?
  • Would you rather have uncontrollable diarrhea in the pool or in the bathtub?
  • Would you rather poop when you laugh or pee when you cry?

 

Would you rather questions – clean

If you’re playing, the would-you-rather game at your family reunion or family game night, you may opt for clean would you rather questions that won’t have anyone taking offense. Let’s start with the kid-friendly, age-appropriate would you rather questions:

  • Would you rather be the worst player on a sports team that never loses or be the best player on a sports team that never wins?
  • Would you rather only be able to talk really loud or to only whisper every time you talk?
  • Would you rather be able to speak all languages or to create a new language everyone will speak?
  • Would you rather be able to understand what animals say or understand what babies say?
  • Would you rather fly on the back of a dragon or ride on the back of a dinosaur?
  • Would you rather fly a jet plane or drive a submarine?
  • Would you rather live underwater or live in outer space?
  • Would you rather have the power to fly or to be invisible?
  • Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
  • Would you rather eat sweets forever or eat fast food forever?

Now, slumber parties will be a lot more fun with would you rather questions for teens like:

  • Would you rather have no internet for a month or no phone for a month?
  • Would you rather go to school in Hogwarts or Harvard?
  • Would you rather always sing instead of talking or dance instead of walking?
  • Would you rather have to say everything you’re thinking or never be able to speak again?
  • Would you rather a celebrity took you to prom or a famous singer?
  • Would you rather miss your graduation or miss high school prom?
  • Would you rather erase part of someone else’s memory or entirely forget a part of your memory?
  • Would you rather have the mind of Einstein or have the entire contents of Google in your mind?
  • Would you rather rewind your life or go fast forward?
  • Would you rather control your future or change your past?
  • Would you rather work an easy job for little pay or an extremely difficult job for a lot of money?
  • Would you rather be popular with the teachers or popular with your schoolmates?
  • Would you rather own a walk-in closet or a private library?
  • Would you rather win the lottery or work your way to success?

Now it’s time for the grown-ups to have some clean fun too. Here are would you rather questions you won’t be afraid to ask grandparents or even your snobby aunt:

  • Would you rather live a short life as a rich man or a long life as a poor man?
  • Would you rather be single all your life or have an arranged marriage?
  • Would you rather be poor and famous or rich and unknown?
  • Would you rather live in a neighborhood full of noisy neighbors or in one full of nosy neighbors?
  • Would you rather get even or let it go?
  • Would you rather lose all your keys or lose your phone?
  • Would you rather be a millionaire today or be a multi-millionaire in a decade?
  • Would you rather live on an island or in an RV?
  • Would you rather plan your vacation or win a planned vacation?
  • Would you rather be a predecessor or a successor?
  • Would you rather get to meet all of your ancestors or all your future descendants?

 

Flirty would you rather questions

Whether you’re a couple or dating, would you rather questions flirty edition is a great way to get to know the desires, preferences, and fantasies of each other. Let’s start off with questions for someone you’re dating. You can send these questions via text or ask them on date night:

  • Would you rather sing at karaoke or sing in the car?
  • Would you rather go skinny dipping or swim fully clothed?
  • Would you rather date a friend or a stranger?
  • Would you rather go on a group date or just us two?
  • Would you rather send text messages or pass notes?
  • Would you rather wear a swimsuit your entire life or a winter coat for all time?
  • Would you rather dance under neon lights or dance under the stars?
  • Would you rather date someone your friends approve or someone your family approves?
  • Would you rather eat at a 5-star restaurant or have a picnic?
  • Would you rather take selfies or go to a photo booth?
  • Would you rather have a long-term relationship or a one-night stand?
  • Would you rather kiss on a first date or get to know each other more before you kiss?
  • Would you rather sleep alone or sleep with someone next to you?
  • Would you rather fall in love with someone younger or someone older than you?

If you’re hitting on a girl you like, you can ask these flirty would you rather questions men ask women:

  • Would you rather your man wears boxers or briefs?
  • Would you rather see your man working out or swimming?
  • Would you rather make music together or go to a concert together?
  • Would you rather have a candlelit dinner or breakfast in bed?
  • Would you rather have a kiss on the forehead or a peck on the lips?
  • Would you rather watch the sunset or watch the sunrise?
  • Would you rather date someone who is a great kisser but terrible in bed or a lousy kisser who is great in bed?
  • Would you rather sleep naked or in your PJs?
  • Would you rather cuddle or make-out?
  • Would you rather cuddle under a blanket or cuddle under the stars?
  • Would you rather date a guy who always has a beard or one who doesn’t have facial hair?

Now ladies, don’t be afraid to make a move when you really like someone. Here are some flirtatious would you rather questions women ask men:

  • Would you rather have a smart girlfriend or a sexy girlfriend?
  • Would you rather make the first move or wait for the girl to do it?
  • Would you rather be intimate with a fat lady who loves you or a hot girl who doesn’t love you?
  • Would you rather date an ugly girl with a great attitude or a beautiful girl with a bad attitude?
  • Would you rather have a girlfriend that wears makeup all the time or one that doesn’t wear makeup?
  • Would you rather date a girl with a daring fashion style or someone who dresses conservatively?
  • Would you rather check out a girl from the front or back?

 

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Sexy would you rather questions

Playing would you rather game before sex can act as a foreplay session. Start by teasing your man and find out more about his sexual agenda:

  • Would you rather have sex on a first date or share a passionate kiss?
  • Would you rather tell your partner your sexual fantasies or keep it to yourself?
  • Would you rather have sex with the same person in one position your entire life or with different people in different positions all the time?
  • Would you rather be the hottest guy in town and have a small package or be ugly but have a big package?
  • Would you rather be forced to have sex in the bedroom only your entire life or have sex anywhere but the bedroom for all time?
  • Would you rather spend a night alone with your partner but not have sex or a night alone with a nude photo of your partner?
  • Would you rather only have sex in the shower or only have sex on the floor?
  • Would you rather get a lap dance or a striptease?
  • Would you rather have sex in the pool or sex on a pool table?
  • Would you rather give up kissing or give up having sex?
  • Would you rather your partner is more aggressive at sex or you are the more aggressive one?
  • Would you rather your partner asked sex all the time, or you ask sex all the time?
  • Would you rather watch your partner touch themselves or have your partner watch you touch yourself?
  • Would you rather do it with someone older than you or younger than you?
  • Would you rather have bad sex for the rest of your life or would you give up sex for good?
  • Would you rather give up sex or give up masturbating?

Whew, if you guys found it hard to choose between those options, it’s time to switch the table and ask your girl would she rather do this or that sexy questions:

  • Would you rather have sex with strangers watching or have sex with people you know watching you do it?
  • Would you rather have sex while you are both soaking wet or when it’s steamy and you’re both sweaty?
  • Would you rather watch your partner have sex with someone else or have your partner watch you having sex with someone else?
  • Would you rather be paid for sex or pay to have sex?
  • Would you rather have only wild sex or only romantic sex?
  • Would you rather go out in public in your underwear or go an entire week not wearing underwear?
  • Would you rather your partner only used his hands for foreplay or only use his mouth?
  • Would you rather have sex with the curtains open or sex with the door unlocked?
  • Would you rather have great foreplay and lousy sex or have lousy foreplay and great sex?
  • Would you rather have sex on the first date or hold of sex until you’re already in a relationship?
  • Would you rather have a quickie every day of the week or make love for hours once a week?
  • Would you rather get on top or have your partner do it from behind?
  • Would you rather have sex 10x a day or abstain from sex for an entire year?

 

Hilarious would you rather questions

If you want to crack up your family and friends with a game of would you rather, here are some funny would you rather questions. Let’s start with the questions kids will enjoy:

  • Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
  • Would you rather wear a clown nose to school or a silly clown hair?
  • Would you rather see flying pigs or lions dance?
  • Would you rather forget to wear underwear or forget to wear socks?
  • Would you rather eat spaghetti using a straw or a large burger using chopsticks?
  • Would you rather be able to watch one channel only for your whole life or many channels for only one hour a day?
  • Would you rather wake up in the land of the dinosaurs or wake up in the land of robots?
  • Would you rather have ears like Shrek or a mouth like Donkey?
  • Would you rather talk funny or walk funny?
  • Would you rather sneeze cheese all the time or cry chocolate tears?

Teens will love laugh-out-loud would you rather questions too like:

  • Would you rather be thin but strong or have muscles but be weak?
  • Would you rather shave your eyebrows or dye them in rainbow colors?
  • Would you rather be on a famous YouTube channel or on a famous TV show?
  • Would you rather sing in your sleep or blurt out your crush’s name in your sleep?
  • Would you rather be popular because you are beautiful or be popular because you are funny?
  • Would you rather marry a comedian or the class clown?
  • Would you rather spit on other people’s faces every time you talk or have people spit on your face whenever they talk?
  • Would you rather accidentally drop your phone in a garbage can or in the pool?
  • Would you rather have crooked, white teeth or perfectly straight, yellow teeth?
  • Would you rather have an ugly car that never breaks down or a beautiful car that always breaks down?
  • Would you rather have fat cheeks like a chipmunk or eyes like Puss in Boots?
  • Would you rather have smelly armpit or a hairy armpit?

Now it’s time for mom and dad to answer wacky would you rather questions too like:

  • Would you rather bend over and have your pants tear apart or burp and have the buttons on your shirt pop out?
  • Would you rather step on gum barefoot or step on LEGO barefoot?
  • Would you rather never drink coffee again or never drink wine again?
  • Would you rather your toddler cut your hair or your MIL cut your hair?
  • Would you rather have a nagging mom or a nagging wife?
  • Would you rather pee in your kid’s bed or have your kid pee on your bed?
  • Would you rather submit a report and find out your kid puked on it or find out your most embarrassing photo was on it?
  • Would you rather step on your kid’s vomit or be the one to clean it?
  • Would you rather listen to your kids singing Frozen all day or you have to sing Frozen to her throughout the night or she will wake up?

 

Naughty would you rather questions

Naughty would you rather is best played as foreplay to your naughty nights with your partner. If you’re thinking of getting things steamy before you make out with your partner, ask them these would you rather kiss me this way or that way questions:

  • Would you rather end the date with a simple peck on the lips or a total make out?
  • Would you rather make out in the morning or at night?
  • Would you rather watch your partner make out with someone else or have your partner look at you while you make out with someone else?
  • Would you rather make out with a stranger or with an ex?
  • Would you rather make out in public or only kiss in private?
  • Would you rather kiss your partner’s lips or body?
  • Would you rather try to achieve orgasm alone or make out without excitement?
  • Would you rather be caught making out or having sex?
  • Would you rather make-out in freezing cold or in a very hot place?
  • Would you rather walk naked in public or make out in public?
  • Would you rather make out naked or in full clothing?

All the hormones are building up and it’s time for sex, how would you rather do it? Check out with your partner how naughty they want sex to be:

  • Would you rather eat whipped cream on top of a sundae or on top of your partner?
  • Would you rather make love blindfolded or restrained to the bed?
  • Would you rather make loud noises or be completely silent?
  • Would you rather have multiple sexual partners or stick to one sexual partner your entire life?
  • Would you rather change your wallpaper to your partner’s nude photo or your nude photo?
  • Would you rather try new positions every night or stick to what you already know?
  • Would you rather do a lap dance or give a lap dance?
  • Would you rather do it rough or slow?
  • Would you rather be always at the bottom or always on top?
  • Would you rather lose the ability to taste food or never have an orgasm again?
  • Would you rather undress your partner or you undress them?

If you’re thinking of naughty places to have sex in rather than the conventional bed, check with your partner to see if they’re game for switching up your location with this game of would you rather have sex in these naughty places:

  • Would you rather get it on in a car or in a dressing room?
  • Would you rather make love in the bathroom or bedroom?
  • Would you rather make love in the kitchen or dining room?
  • Would you rather shower in public with your partner or bathe in a private jacuzzi with your ex?
  • Would you rather be pressed on the wall or pressed on the floor?
  • Would you rather do it on the couch or in the bedroom?
  • Would you rather do it on the rooftop or in the basement?
  • Would you rather get it on in the elevator or on a flight of stairs?
  • Would you rather do it at a golf course or at a football stadium?
  • Would you rather make love with your woman on top of the kitchen table or on top of a washing machine?
  • Would you rather get caught making love in the office or a house under construction?
  • Would you rather do it in the back of a limo or in the back of a taxi?
  • Would you rather do it in a movie theater or in a dark corner of a bar?
  • Would you rather get it on in a hammock or on a porch swing?

 

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Tough would you rather questions

Let’s level-up this game with questions that will test your morale. Let’s start with whom-would-you-rather save and other dying-related questions. To make it even more challenging, you can use a timer and find out what people will do under pressure:

  • Would you rather save someone’s life and get killed yourself or let the other person die so you can live?
  • Would you rather know when or how you will die?
  • Would you rather be famous while you’re alive but forgotten when you die or a nobody while you’re living and famous when you die?
  • Would you rather feed hungry animals or feed hungry people?
  • Would you rather see all your loved ones die or die young before all your loved ones?
  • Would you rather save a famous person’s child or a stranger’s child?
  • Would you rather save the life of an elderly loved one or a young child you don’t know?

The next questions will be not so much to test your morale but rather your personal preferences:

  • Would you rather live without music or live without color?
  • Would you rather be blind and live in peace or be able to see yet live in war?
  • Would you rather eat your favorite meal every day your entire life or never eat your favorite meal again?
  • Would you rather never work again or never sleep again?
  • Would you rather live in virtual reality or in a magical world?
  • Would you rather become blind or be born blind?
  • Would you rather all your dreams (good/bad) come true or none of your dreams come true?
  • Would you rather slide down a volcano or swim with the sharks?
  • Would you rather age only on your face or only on your body?
  • Would you rather never have a real-life human connection again or never have an internet connection again?
  • Would you rather be sent to jail for 50 years or be a fugitive for your entire life?
  • Would you rather have an emotional pain or physical pain?

Finally, tough would you rather questions about relationships:

    • Would you rather rob a bank or remain as you are and see a loved one suffer and die?
    • Would you rather be married to a rich person whose family hates you or be married to a poor person whose family will depend on you?
    • Would you rather have a smart but mean kid or a kind but dumb kid?
    • Would you rather see into your future or that of someone else?
    • Would you rather live in your dream destination without your friends and family or stay in a boring town with all the people you love?
    • Would you rather win the lottery or find true love?
    • Would you rather your SO’s parents disliked you or your parents dislike your SO?
    • Would you rather have kids but be single all your life or find true love but with a person who hates kids?
    • Would you rather have a hundred kids or never have kids your entire life?

 

  • Would you rather be miserable your entire life so everyone else can be happy or be the happy one in the midst of miserable people?

 

  • Would you rather have a high-paying job and a long-distance relationship or a low-paying crap job with the love of your life?
  • Would you rather marry someone you’ve loved and known all your life or marry someone you just met but have fallen in love with?
  • Would you rather have failed relationships all your life or none at all?
  • Would you rather erase memories of your family or erase memories of your spouse?

 

Freaky would you rather questions

Would you like to be in the Guinness book of world records or on a freak show? Ok, let’s start with freaky body parts. Take note, by no means should you make fun of people with disabilities when asking such questions:

  • Would you rather grow horns or a tail?
  • Would you rather be 10 ft tall or 10 cm small?
  • Would you rather have your nose disappear or grow Pinocchio’s long nose?
  • Would you rather have eyes that are of different colors or eyes the size of a golf ball?
  • Would you rather be deaf or have elephant-sized ears?
  • Would you rather have acne all over your face or have hair all over your body?
  • Would you rather have a worker’s hands or a princess’ hands?
  • Would you rather have an extra boob or extra genitals?
  • Would you rather have no brain or no genitals?
  • Would you rather have many nipples or many pimples?
  • Would you rather have lashes as long as your hair or hair as short as your lashes?
  • Would you rather have butt hair grow long into a tail or nose hair grow long like a party horn every time you sneeze?
  • Would you rather have walrus tusks or reindeer antlers?
  • Would you rather have a million tiny teeth or only one big tooth?

Let’s pump up your “Freaky Friday” nights with these theoretical would you rather questions that might just happen if you had a fortune cookie or pardon those who have triskaidekaphobia, happens on Friday the 13th:

  • Would you rather wake up in the body of an old person and have the mind of a child or wake up in a child’s body and have the mind of an elderly person?
  • Would you rather live in a world where penguins dance non-stop or in a world where opinionated giraffes give you their outlook in life?
  • Would you rather have a hurricane show up at your wedding or a tsunami?
  • Would you rather go on a cruise ship that will capsize or on a helicopter that will explode?
  • Would you rather die and look over your coffin or have the memory of your life inside the womb?
  • Would you rather be struck by lighting and immediately become a genius or swap bodies with an intellectual of your choice?
  • Would you rather collect toenail clippings or celebrity hair?
  • Would you rather have voices in your head or hear what others are thinking about?
  • Would you rather be a snake milker or a pet food taster?

 

 

If you don’t like having a normal appearance, how much would you change about your body? Take note, several we mentioned here actually exist and are even given recognition in the Guinness World Records.

  • Would you rather have your body covered in tattoos or in piercings?
  • Would you rather have an upside-down head or backward feet?
  • Would you rather have no eyeballs or have eyes popping out of their sockets?
  • Would you rather never cut your fingernails or never cut your hair?
  • Would you rather look like a real live Barbie doll or a real live corpse?
  • Would you rather have a body that is metallic or one that is magnetic?

Would you rather is a game that two people can play. If you want to get-to-know a person more, this game is a great conversation starter. It’s a great game when played one-on-one with someone you want to know more about like with your lover or your best friend.

Would you rather game is also for the family. Age-appropriate questions are good icebreakers during reunions and holidays. There are would you rather questions for kids, teens, adults, and couples. Everyone will have a good time participating in this game.

As a twist, you can have a group debate on the answers or beat a timer. In a large group, you can have the participants go to the left side of the room when choosing option A and on the right side when choosing option B. You can either ask for the participant/s to justify their answer or simply answer either this or that without getting a chance to justify yourself. You can also have a person guess what majority of the group chose.

You may turn this into a drinking game, a striptease, or prepare a dare for the losing party.  Nobody really loses in this game as you dive into self-realization during the process and determine your values and motives.

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